The Horny Hero #1
An attractive woman is outside walking. Then suddenly, she falls down, and hits the top of her head on a bicycle handlebar of which the bicycle is set into a bicycle lock-up bars stand.
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It's unclear as to what it was that made her fall. She's laying there a bit dazed, as a brashy red thing swoops down on her from above.
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It's a man, a bit tubby, wearing a bright red tight fitting suit, with a yellow cape and yellow boots, and a yellow "H H" on his chest, and 2 yellow horns on his head.
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So he comes in close looking at the top of her head, then moves out some to look at her face, as he says; "You've got quite a bump on your head, we better check your anus."
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So looking at him with a somewhat confused expression on her face, she manages to lift her arm up toward the top of her head, then down toward her butt, as she says to him; "What does that, have to do with that?"
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"Well if you don't want to..." he says as he's getting up and helping her up.
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Then as she's pulling herself together, he's standing there with a smile on his face, and his hands on his hips.
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It was about then, that a small group of people came walking not far away, and the small woman in the group sees and recognizes the horny hero, and says to the others; "It's the Horny Hero!"
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They pay no attention as she runs out calling out; "Horny Hero!"
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The Horny Hero turns to her, smiling proudly.
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That's when she sees it - a bump, down there. And she says to him; "Hey, Horny Hero, what's that bump you have, are you injured?"
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And the Horny Hero says to her; "Oh, don't worry, it's nothing," and in a strong voice as he raises his arm up with his finger pointing straight up to the sky, he finishes by saying; "It will go down, EVENTUALLY!"