The club #1
THe "Poor People's club"
You don't need to pay anything to be a member of this club! Nothing at all! No fees, no annual dues, you pay nothing!
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It's unclear as to what the benefits to being a member of this club are, however. Since no one has any money.
The club #2
THe virgin hq club
Jim and Jane are both virgins and are together talking:
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Out of the blue, Jane says; Let's start a virgin club!
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Jim; Okay. What will it be about, and what do we do in the club?
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So Jane starts thinking and working on a sign for the club and says; Well, we can go out places and do stuff.
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You mean, like a date? People who go on dates at some point end up not virgins. And then how can we have a club?
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No, I guess that won't work, will it.
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What if we go to restaurants and only eat?
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People go to restaurants on dates all the time, and they end up not virgins.
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Well, what if we take turns, and you can come to my house one time, and I can go to yours another time?
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People who go to each other's houses, end up not virgins.
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But we can be together, can't we?
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As long as there's no hugs or kisses. I've seen it for the millionth time in shows; as soon as a man and a woman kiss, then the next thing we see is they're having sex. And people who have sex can't be virgins. So we would have no club.
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Then Ben happens to come by, and sees Jane's sign that she has made, and he says; A virgin club?
And Jane says, Yeah, both Jim and I are virgins.
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And Ben says, Ya know, I happen to be a virgin, can I join?
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Sure you can!
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So Ben says; So what do we do in this virgin club?
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And both Jane and Jim reply in unison; NOTHING!