Fashions #1
THe holey pant
A man walks into a clothing marketplace with a pant he had bought there the previous day, and he goes to one of the women clerks, and asks; “I’d like to refund this pant”, showing it to her.
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It’s a woman’s pant.
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“And here’s my receipt”, he says.
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As she takes it and starts looking it over, she asks; “Is there anything wrong with it?” And he replies; “No, it’s the wrong size.”
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And then he sees again the holes in the pant, and says to her pointing to the holes; “It was like that when I bought it.”
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Then another woman clerk comes over to have a look, and he points to the pant and says to her; “The pant had holes in it when I bought it. I bought it yesterday.”
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Then a woman shopper comes walking nearby, and he turns to her pointing to the pant and says; “It was like that when I bought it.”
Fashions #2
the first day they came out with edible clothes
A man and a woman are the first to buy some edible clothes.
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Now at home, the woman gets all dressed up in her new edible clothes.
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Now the couple is in the bedroom, and the man starts eating.
Then after awhile, he stops. And the woman says; "Well?".
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And the man says; "Well what?".
And the woman says; "Aren't you going to eat me?”
And the man replies; “Oh, I'm sorry dear, but after eating all of your clothes, I'm full.”
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And now the woman getting upset says to him; "And that spoils dinner too!"
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"And on top of that, tomorrow I have nothing to wear!"
