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Fashions #1

THe holey pant

A man walks into a clothing marketplace with a pant he had bought there the previous day, and he goes to one of the women clerks, and asks; “I’d like to refund this pant”, showing it to her.        

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It’s a woman’s pant.       

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“And here’s my receipt”, he says.       

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As she takes it and starts looking it over, she asks; “Is there anything wrong with it?” And he replies; “No, it’s the wrong size.”       

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And then he sees again the holes in the pant, and says to her pointing to the holes; “It was like that when I bought it.”       

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Then another woman clerk comes over to have a look, and he points to the pant and says to her; “The pant had holes in it when I bought it. I bought it yesterday.”       

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Then a woman shopper comes walking nearby, and he turns to her pointing to the pant and says; “It was like that when I bought it.”        

Fashions #2

the first day they came out with edible                             clothes

A man and a woman are the first to buy some edible clothes.      

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Now at home, the woman gets all dressed up in her new edible clothes.     

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Now the couple is in the bedroom, and the man starts eating.      

 

Then after awhile, he stops. And the woman says; "Well?".       

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And the man says; "Well what?".      

 

And the woman says;  "Aren't you going to eat me?”      

 

And the man replies; “Oh, I'm sorry dear, but after eating all of your clothes, I'm full.”      

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And now the woman getting upset says to him; "And that spoils dinner too!"      

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"And on top of that, tomorrow I have nothing to wear!"     

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